as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

» cosmo tip #880


probably dont say sexual things and end it with “uwu” please


english speakers are so arrogant lmao they go to other countries expecting everyone to speak perfect english or they mock and ridicule them and then when foreigners go to their country and speak even the slightest bit of broken english they mock them and throw racist “if you’re gonna come to our country learn our language or go back to where you came from” remarks around like honestly 

(Source: konvictmuzik)



becomes president
first speech: i love naruto

second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage 

(Source: puppyobito)

# no


don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position


"but officer they were fucking with my clique"


Another thing that frustrates me is the fact that whenever POC are the main characters of a high-profile film, it’s because the film is centered entirely on that POC ‘background’, like films about slavery or the Civil Rights Movement for African Americans or martial arts films…

To tell if a person is interested in a conversation, cross your arms. If they do the same then they’re interested.
—(via psych-facts)