when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video
when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time
i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….
Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
People who get angry with each other over silly little things are usually the ones who care about each other the most.
got a masters degree in being ignored
It’s so difficult to describe depression to someone who’s never been there, because it’s not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it’s that cold absence of feeling— that really hollowed-out feeling.
Don’t you think it’s better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life?